Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator

The Heavenly Massage Bullet is from a subcategory of the Fifty Shades of Grey Collection called The Weekend Collection. This range consists of ten, small, silicone toys (so far) that are affordable and perfect for a sensual weekend away or a saucy stocking filler. The author E L James has approved all of these products as official merchandise.

The packaging for The Weekend collection is different to the other products in the Fifty Shades range, just a simple, small, black and red box with the Fifty Shades logo, name of the product and picture of the toy. I don’t have the outer box anymore but it is pictured on the product page for those who are interested.

Inside this nicely designed box, there’s a foil packet containing the bullet and a packet of three spare batteries. The toy provides another three batteries that are already placed inside the toy. Nice and handy considering this toy takes x3 Lr44 batteries and I don’t usually have these minuscule batteries lying around. Unscrew the base of the bullet in an anti clockwise direction before first use and remove the white paper disc. Products from this range don’t come with storage pouches like the rest of the range does.

I genuinely like the sleek, understated appearance of the Heavenly Massage Bullet. It’s plain black with the brand written on the cap in grey. My other half says the entire range is couple and beginner friendly. He particularly likes the colour scheme as it’s more ‘unisex’. It’s great for discretion and the extra petite size makes this super easy to hide in any compartment of your luggage. I can’t find any complaints with quality or appearance.

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY HEAVENLY MASSAGE BULLET VIBRATORAs I turned this on for the first time, I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting much. Partly because I’ve owned a few vibrators from the Fifty Shades brand that have been highly disappointing and partly because it’s so petite, I questioned how something this tiny be capable of anything more than a tickle?

It buzzed into life as I pressed the singular button and I was rather surprised. For its small form, the single steady speed is surprising. It’s more than a tickle and rather strong considering the size and batteries it takes. If you like power as I do, it won’t get past the first handful of uses, but that’s not to say it couldn’t be enjoyable for some. If you’ve never used a vibrator before and want something small and non-intimidating, this could be fun for you. If your partner is nervous about toys, this is a petite palm friend they may be ok with trying.

This toy is pretty silent, so a great choice for hotels, house-shares or anywhere else you may feel a little frisky. A duvet cover is more than enough to cover the sound of the tiny motor. If discretion is important to you and you need low to moderate power, this is an inexpensive option.

The box states the toy is submersible/waterproof and after thorough tests in the sink and shower, it still buzzes away nicely. Waterproof toys are always a bonus during the cleaning process, just a spritz of cleaner and a rinse will be sufficient.

You can purchase the Fifty Shades of Grey Heavenly Massage Bullet Vibrator (£9.99) from Lovehoney.

We received this product free of charge in return for our honest review. This is no way changes our opinion on the item. All views are our own and based on our experiences. Some affiliate links have been used within this post.

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