Review: Happy Rabbit Ears Clitoral Vibrator

After my first negative experience with a rabbit, I thought it would be the last. I wasn’t interested in trying another rabbit, let alone just the ears of one. Then I tried the Happy Rabbit 2 (which I received free with an order) and surprised myself by loving it. It’s a fantastic rabbit, but the ears were my favourite part. I then saw that Lovehoney offered the ears separately and I decided to buy them on the 3 for £75 offer to see if they could impress me on their own.

HAPPY RABBIT EARS VIBRATOR 1The packaging was classic, just a simple pink and white box with the name of the toy on one side and a picture on the other. A smaller version of the Happy Rabbit 2’s packaging really. Inside the box, I found the ears inside some plastic casing along with a small information leaflet, charging cable and a sleek, black, satin storage bag with a small Happy Rabbit tag on one side. This is great as it makes it easier to find amongst the sea of other black storage bags I have in the drawer.

First of all, I’ll have to say this garish pink is not really to my taste. I’m over the pinks. If there had been another colour choice (I’d even take purple) I’d have chosen it without a second thought. My next thought was that these ears are rather large, probably one of the biggest clitoral vibrators that I have (a little bigger than this). The toy just about fits in my palm but this doesn’t include the length of the ears themselves. The ears are very flexible, just as they are on the full size rabbit and can be separated as well as moved backwards, forwards or particular angle, meaning it’s adjustable enough that most people should be able to find a way to make this work with their anatomy.

Before using the toy, a full charge is required. This takes around two and a half hours. It gives roughly an hour of playtime. I would have liked slightly more playtime considering the charge time, but it’s decent enough that it will last a couple of shorter sessions. The charging port is in the base of the toy, it’s a small hole that seals when not in use to keep the toy fully waterproof. Insert the jack into the base and the USB into your chosen supply source, a red light will begin to flash to indicate the ears. The light will just stay on once the charge is completed. It’s easy to charge, but time-consuming and it doesn’t seem to take long before it needs to be put back on charge.

Moving onto the manual information, there is only one button to control the toy, so it’s very straight easy to use. It is blended into the toy nicely and coated with silicone to keep the finish smooth, but it can be a little stiff to press at times. I don’t really like the positioning either, I find I have to move the toy away from me to change functions, it’s not something I can do without looking at it first. This can be slightly off-putting and occasionally it can kill the mood. Once you’ve got used to the positioning, it just takes a quick press and hold to turn the toy on/off & tapping once will cycle through the different functions. There are three speeds and nine patterns to choose from, none of these patterns are available on the ears of the Happy Rabbit 2.

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The constant vibrations verge on being rumbly but never quite make it, which is disappointing as the full size is much stronger, deeper and powerful. I can orgasm on the highest setting, but it does take a while and I’d prefer to use something else. I’d rather something more precise too, this doesn’t give as much pinpoint stimulation to the clitoris as I expected. One positive about the vibrations on this toy? They carry through the head and ears so there’s no hand numbing coming from the body of the toy, making it something that can be used for longer periods of time.

As you may know, I don’t really enjoy patterns but I quite liked the ones that the Happy Rabbit 2 offered, so I thought they may be worth a try on the ears. Lots of the patterns are similar and buzzy, so I don’t really like them. There’s some stop and start vibrations and some fast pulsations, none of which really float my boat. I did like the first pattern though as it was like a wave, going up and down in intensity. If patterns are your thing, you might enjoy them, but for me, it’s not happening this time. I think the patterns on the Happy Rabbit 2 had a little more depth to them, which is what made them enjoyable to me.

Noise wise, it’s louder than I expected. It’s not wand loud, but it’s more than I’d like. I find most of the noise comes from the patterns, which might contribute to why I find them so off-putting. Having the TV on in the background and a closed-door, would be essential for me to use this whilst others are home, but again, I’d much rather just use something else. It is nice to use in the shower every so often but I have stronger clitoral toys I could use so it’s not often I bring it out.

It’s fairly easy to clean, apart from the area where the seam joins the head and body of the toy as this seems to be a really easy place for lubricant or other fluids to pile up. This takes a little bit of extra time and attention. It does gather lint being made from silicone, but it’s not the worst toy I’ve seen for lint hoarding.

HAPPY RABBIT EARS VIBRATOR 4Overall, I’m disappointed in this toy. It’s not a bad toy, but it’s disheartening after such a good experience with the Happy Rabbit 2. I’d much rather have the vibrations and length of the shaft than use these ears alone. Whilst it was a nice idea, it didn’t work for me. It’s partly due to the lack of rumbles as the full size manages to make it to the rumbly category, it’s also due to the disappointment in the patterns and the charge to play time ratio. I could only recommend this if you haven’t yet tried the Happy Rabbit 2 or don’t need rumbles to orgasm, but otherwise, buy the full size. You’ll thank me later.

You can no longer purchase the Happy Rabbit Ears USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator from Lovehoney as it has been discontinued. You can view their other clitoral vibrators here. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

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