Occasionally Lovehoney send out email promotions that I just can’t refuse, for example, this Happy Rabbit for free if I spent £40? I’d like to thank them for the opportunity to get my hands on this with an order I was going to make anyway. It has been done a couple more times since I got mine, so I highly recommend signing up for the emails to get similar offers.
The rabbit is the first sex toy I ever encountered, thanks to Charlotte in an iconic episode of Sex and The City. She was so in love with hers, I wondered what I was missing out on, so I ordered one. I was extremely disappointed with it, it was made from Jelly Rubber and caused a very painful burning between my legs. I threw it out quickly and vowed never to own a rabbit again. Then I noticed the Happy Rabbit and decided to give the category another chance.
I haven’t got on as well with any other rabbit since, so it seems the Happy Rabbit is truly the perfect fit for me. If there’s ever a similar offer for the G-Spot version, I’ll be hopping over to Lovehoney and adding it straight to my basket.
It arrived packaged in a sleek, pink and white box with a huge picture of the rabbit covering one side and the name of the toy on the other. The side displays the key features as is always the case with Lovehoney branded products. Inside the box, was my Happy Rabbit 2 inside plastic casing to keep it protected along with a satin storage bag, USB charging cable and a small information guide. Since my original review, I have had an issue with the storage bag as it seems to have some dye residue inside which has stained my Happy Rabbit in a couple of places. It’s not overly visible, but it is aesthetically ruined for me now. I would recommend to anyone buying this toy, to wash the bag first to remove any residue and keep your rabbit in perfect condition. I now wrap it in a plastic bag inside the storage bag to protect from any further staining.
The charging point on the Happy Rabbit is located on the back of the base and is covered with a silicone seal to ensure it remains fully waterproof. It’s really easy to charge, just insert the jack into the charging point and the USB into your laptop or chosen charging port. It takes approximately two hours for a full charge and it gives off a decent amount of play time, but I can’t say exactly how long as it depends on the settings you’re using. It has varied each time I’ve used it. This toy has a red charging light that turns to green when the toy is ready to be used.
One of the first things I noticed about the Happy Rabbit 2 after removing it from the packaging was the quality of it. It’s extremely well-made, the silicone feels so luxurious and smooth to the touch, though of course it’s fantastic at catching lint, cat hairs and dust. The base of the rabbit is made from plastic and is surprisingly sturdy, with some weight to it.
It’s very comfortable to hold and easy to use. The buttons are both on the base of the toy, so are easy to reach and use whilst in hand or inserted. Much better than the horrible twisting base on the previous disaster rabbit I owned. This toy actually has two motors, one in the clitoral arm and one in the shaft. Both offer powerful, rumbly and worthwhile vibrations.
The Happy Rabbit 2 has flexible ears so you can angle them to perfectly surround your clitoris. The head of the shaft also has some gentle flex to it, so it can be adjusted to suit your body. The ears on this are actually rather long, but they still carry vibrations well throughout the entire length. Due to them being this long and also flexible, I think this is a rabbit that could potentially work for lots of women as it’s more adaptable than others I’ve come across.
This toy offers 15 impressive functions, three of which are in the ears and twelve belong to the shaft. All three in the ears are constant speeds with varying levels of intensity. The shaft has the same amount of speeds and intensities, along with nine patterns to choose from. There’s something for everyone here.
The small button at the bottom operates the ears and the longer one operates the shaft. Tap once to start the vibrations, press again to cycle through the settings or press and hold down to turn off. You can use the shaft and ear functions simultaneously or you can just use one or the other. It’s entirely up to you. I like to use both at the same time, if I want to use just the ears, then I can, because I have them as a separate toy!
The first three functions in the shaft are constant, rumbly, vibrations. Both the shaft and the ears have very nice, rounded vibrations that travel well throughout the entire length and aren’t softened by the silicone. Even the lowest speeds are by no means weak. Definitely more than the ticklish feelings I experience regularly with other toys. The vibration intensity doesn’t decrease if using some pressure either, which I really like, as I often find vibrations to dull once pressure is applied.
Now, you might know me as an avid pattern hater, but I can’t keep up the cold-hearted attitude towards them on this toy. There are some pretty great ones on this and there are only a few that are the type that I hate. The power is maintained through these functions, but a couple become buzzy. Number 10 is worth a quick mention as it does make me a little numb after use, so I have to be careful with it. I can only use it for a couple of minutes at a time. Out of the fifteen functions the Happy Rabbit 2 offers, I like and use around nine of them, which for me is unheard of. I love finding hidden gems in a category that I usually ignore. These powerful patterns feel fantastic with the high-speed clitoral stimulation.
As the Happy Rabbit 2 has two motors, I expected it to be a rather noisy toy. I’m surprised and pleased to report that it isn’t in the slightest, even with both motors on their most powerful settings, it’s easily drowned out with a duvet and some background music. For the amount of power this rabbit holds, I am really impressed with how little noise it makes. I can even use it whilst other people in the house, which is always a bonus.
Overall, this is a fantastic toy. It has excellent build quality and I’m surprised by the intense power in both motors, how quiet it is and how easy it is to use, charge and clean. Toy cleaner and water works perfectly fine, but I have been using a 10% bleach solution recently to try to reduce the purple markings. It has the added benefits of flexibility and being waterproof so I don’t see much room for improvement here. It’s my perfect rabbit mate and it won’t be buried at the bottom of the hutch anytime soon.
You can buy the Happy Rabbit 2 Natural (£54.99) from Lovehoney.
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