Review: Joyride Textured Devil Tongue Glass Dildo

Joyride Devil Tongue Glass DildoI’m a texture slut who happens to have a passion for glass, so the combination of these two things always starts a pretty crazy party in my pants. I mentioned in my recent review of the Icicles 24 that I seem to be drawn to these tentacle looking toys at the moment and this one definitely fit the bill. It’s not quite a tentacle, but the shape and texture are pretty similar to the others I’ve been loving recently. It seems that the party news spread fast as Lovehoney decided to send a guest my way, in the form of this Devil’s Tongue.

It arrived in a classy white box with a cut-out window in the front to view the toy. It has multilingual use and care instructions on the back along with a small sticker that indicates the product dimensions. It’s fairly simplistic in design but it’s nice enough. Inside, the toy was housed within a foam tray alongside a grey velvet storage pouch, which was an appreciated extra.

Joyride Devil Tongue Glass DildoWhen I removed the dildo from the box, I had to take a few minutes to admire the aesthetics. It really is beautiful. I knew it was going to be from the online product photos I saw, but it’s even better in the flesh. It’s hard to tell from images how striking this thing really is, but once you get it under the light the maroon swirls in the material become truly evident. Its glorious textured surface sparkles and glistens as the light catches it, which in my opinion, adds to the beauty and makes it look more expensive than it is.

It’s made from an incredibly robust borosilicate glass and it feels grand. I have encountered a couple of cheap feeling glass toys upon my sex toy journey, but this is definitely not one of them. It feels high-quality, sturdy and the hand-crafting has been done to perfection. I could find no flaws with the design, appearance or its gorgeous ribbed finish. The only negative thing about something as textured as this is that it can be a pain to clean. Luckily, it can be sanitized in the top rack of a dishwasher as often as necessary to remove any harbouring lint or fluids. For everyday cleaning, soapy water and an old toothbrush does the trick.

I love glass for two major reasons. The first is that any type of lubricant can be used with them without interfering with or degrading the material. I generally prefer to use something slick and silicone-based as I think it glides better than something water-based, but it’s nice to have options. The second thing is temperature play; which is something that I treasure. Glass can be cooled down or warmed up for added sensation. I like to chill mine before use by placing it in the fridge for ten to twenty minutes, but it can also be placed in a bowl of warm/cold water to change the temperature.

Joyride Devil Tongue Glass DildoIn terms of size, I think the dimensions are perfect. It has roughly 3.3 inches of girth around the tapered tip, which should be manageable for most people, and this goes up to around 4.7 inches at the widest portion of the insertable shaft. As for the length, there’s eight inches total and six and a half are insertable. This is just about right for me. It’s not so short that it can’t hit the right spots, but it’s not long enough to be jamming into my cervix as I manoeuvre it. The remaining length makes up the curved finger loop at the base which makes movement feel comfortable, controlled and effortless.

I had some reservations about this toy prior to using it, mostly revolving around the pointed tip. I was unsure whether it would be would be comfortable during insertion and use, but it’s actually reassuringly smooth and slid inside with no problems. I was also unsure of whether it would be wide enough to stimulate my g-spot or not, as I generally prefer a wider surface area for this job, but this seems to be one of the exceptions.

It found my g-spot with little to no effort required on my part and the firm pressure it placed upon it told me that I would have no issues from this point onwards. It sort of hugged my g-spot softly at first, but this would soon change as I switched up my actions. For example, if I used it with a thrusting motion then the textured bumps begin massaging the vaginal walls and my entrance whilst the tapered tip worked on my g-spot. It lead to a slow but intense orgasm. If I opted for a rocking movement, the tip rested firmly in position which caused a much faster climax.

Joyride Devil Tongue Glass DildoI also tried twisting the toy around onto its side as I felt this might give the tip better access to my g-spot and really allowed the texture to work its magic on my vaginal walls. I seemed to orgasm pretty damn quickly with this method. The best method for me though was clenching around it as I inserted the widest part of the shaft inside. I could feel it trying to push its way back out of my body as I orgasmed from the forceful pressure which was placed upon my g-spot. It was divine.

Overall, it seems that it doesn’t matter how I use this toy, whether I want to thrust it, rock it, twist it or clench it, it all just feels good. As a result, it has very quickly forced its way into my favourites. I was expecting this toy to be a pleasant experience but the bumps, grooves and curves are far better than I could have ever anticipated and are dangerously susceptible to my sensitivities. I really enjoy it and if s-shaped, textured glass appeals to you, then I think you will enjoy it too.

I received the Joyride Textured Devil’s Tongue (£44.99) from Lovehoney in exchange for my honest review. Thanks! It is unfortunately no longer available to purchase through them but I will update if/when I find another stockist.

2 Replies to “Review: Joyride Textured Devil Tongue Glass Dildo”

  1. Petra Pan

    Wow, a full 10/10 in all areas! I like the look of this. I’m starting to really enjoy texture. I’m just concerned the tapered tip may feel too stabby or bash against my cervix (which seems to sit quite low, annoyingly) but if it hadn’t done with you, then I may be ok!

    Thanks for the review x

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    1. Nat Post author

      That was my concern too, but I didn’t find it stabby at all, especially with the use of a thick lubricant. I also have a low/tilted cervix if that helps! The Icicles 24 is similarly shaped but I found that a bit sharper and intense in terms of texture, so I’d recommend this one if you’re looking for something more textured. Perhaps try something with a rounder tip first though and see how you get on? x

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