Use a warning to my sex kittens, it’s not going to be my ordinary review. I learned of the disgusting morals behind it after getting this item and faced a decision not to post anything or rant my ass off. I decided to inform you of my experience after consulting with some senior reviewers, as well as why I choose not to post my normal review. It’s up to you to make the ultimate choice to purchase, but I recommend you go elsewhere.

The “fifi” was announced to me as a “one-of – a-kind” male masturbator that you could tighten and that came with disposable sleeves for “easy clean up”

NUMBER 1: My partner tried it before we found out what we were doing, and his first comment was “why did you choose a condom wrapped in a waist trainer”—-

yes, it was so bad, and he said he didn’t even finish because it didn’t feel like a pussy.They literally cut the market in half, if not more, by providing a product in a material that is allergic to many as well.

NUMBER 2: You’d think, even if they were going to stick with “disposable sleeves” they’d choose ANY OTHER MATERIAL THEN LATEX!…they literally cut there market area in half, if not more, by offering a product in a material that many are allergic too.

NUMBER 3: I’m not sure if you can really see in the pictures, but I’m just going to ruin the secret…. EVERYTHING IS MADE IN CHINA. Not saying NOTHING good comes from China, but when the company is virtually no name and is already pretty shady, seeing a sticker “made in china” doesn’t help them.

NUMBER 4: You’ll see more photos below this, as well as the ad that set me off. Below that’s a list that matches that, and that’s how expensive it is to create something that likely costs less than $2. You’re going to end up spending about $30 to jerk off about 15 times. I’m sorry, but maybe I’m going off 8 times a week, if not more, so if I’m a man trying to be thrifty, it just doesn’t cut it. You could go to most of my affiliates ‘ sites literally and buy more than one thing at the same price, which is still a quality product.

So why is that hate?

Reason 1.

 FiFi
FiFi

This is a real ad they posted and deleted subsequently. They create statements stating “The fifi is better than BLANK” all the time, but it moved WAY to far away. So many have fought for too long to make the purchase of sex toys friendly and sex-positive, and operating in the adult industry. There is no excuse for marking bad sex partners with different forms, sizes and colors.

Reason 2.
It’s just not making sense for the product. If a man wanted to jack off into a condom, he’d just create one with a poor compression around it. Oh… that’s okay…. THEY HAVE ALREADY! If you look below, “fifi’s” (yes they are even known by that precise name, were produced in prisons and by drunk university children alike long before this item was “produced.”

Prevalent inside death row prisoners, a hands-free masturbation tool made up of a dirty ancient sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged strongly between a matress.

 

Things you should buy instead;

You could buy a cup of coffee for 10 days

You could buy a meal for 2 at a restaurant

Or a meal for the whole family at a fast food restaurant

You could buy a full tank of gas

You could literally pick two of 100 + toys from LoveHoney for 30 dollars, and you could masturbate an infinite amount of times, compared to the 15 times you’ll get buying this product.

You could buy this, or this, or any of these off of goodvibes